The Diachronic Barber Pole Observations of a Recovering Hockey Exile

A Guy Like Gump

February 9, 2009, by Homme De Sept-Iles

(Montreal 2 at Calgary 6)

the veteran goalie
peaks at thirty-three
knows the angles
has a small notebook
studies his shooters

drinks hard and drinks alone
gave up chasing skirt
likes cigars
reads the financial post

sits apart
has many scars

eats candy bars
talks to his posts
ignores his wife

is shorter than Fleury

speaks Russian
wins golds
is taller than Chara

won’t shut up
is quick as a tree (I mean house)
understands his defensemen

challenges like Cheevers
thinks like Dryden
frightens like Hasek
cools like Parent
chops like Smith
grins like Martin
peers like Patrick

is needed here

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