The Diachronic Barber Pole Observations of a Recovering Hockey Exile

Experienced Captain For Hire

July 15, 2009, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Chris Chelios, Ph. D.
Somewhere Near Detroit
48242
(555) 777-2424
Born January 25, 1962
Chicago, Illinois
Status: Free Agent

Objective: Third line NHL defenseman spot at 15-17 minutes per game with penalty-killing duties

Summary of Qualifications

  • Tough, youthful attitude
  • High-level skating and checking proficiency
  • Savvy passer
  • Versatile, communicative and committed captain
  • Comfortable in both US and Canadian markets
  • Proven team player; outstanding communication skills

NHL Experience

1998-99- DETROIT RED WINGS, Detroit, Michigan
2008-09  Defenseman

Breakout, power-play and penalty-kill roles
• Helped with development of younger players
• Apprenticed under Steve Yzerman
• Won Stanley Cup 2001-02

1990-91- CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS, Chicago, Illinois
1998-99  Defenseman

• Breakout, power-play and penalty-kill roles
• Stanley Cup Finalist, 1991-92
• Captain 1996-99

1983-84- MONTREAL CANADIENS, Montreal, PQ
1998-99  Defenseman

• Breakout, power-play and penalty-kill roles
• Apprenticed under Bob Gainey and Larry Robinson
• Won Stanley Cup 1985-86
• Shared Captaincy 1989-90 (Guy Carbonneau)

Interests and Activities

Four children
• Married to Tracee Chelios for twenty years
• Founded charitable cause Cheli’s Children with Blackhawks

References are available on request

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