The Diachronic Barber Pole Observations of a Recovering Hockey Exile

Bell Central Universe

October 29, 2009, by Homme De Sept-Iles

If you’re reading this in Japan; hockey is an ice sport.

If you’re reading this in Africa; Montreal did not separate from Canada.

If you’re reading this in Finland; half of us miss Saku Koivu. More than half, I’m hoping.

If you’re reading this in Florida; Jon Gruden loves football as much as Stephen Harper claims to love hockey.

If you’re reading this in Vancouver; zero cups won doesn’t mean you’re unworthy of respect.

If you’re reading this in Toronto; I’m free next week for coffee.

If you’re reading this in Montreal; there is nothing so stylish as a scarfed Russian firing thin, air-to-air ice missiles.

If you’re reading this in Sept-Iles; wistful is a word for Guy.

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