Vogon (Goalie Coach)
October 3, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles
Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz heaved his unpleasant green body round the control bridge. He always felt vaguely irritable after demolishing populated planets. He wished that someone would come and tell him that it was all wrong so that he could shout at them and feel better. He flopped as heavily as he could on to his control seat in the hope that it would break and give him something to be genuinely angry about, but it only gave a complaining sort of creak.
From Douglas Adams’ Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Pan Books, 1979)
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