The Diachronic Barber Pole Observations of a Recovering Hockey Exile

Canada vs. Russia (WJC 2013)

December 31, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Magnitogorsk! Metallurg! Traktor! Lokomotiv!

Canada vs. USA (WJC 2013)

December 30, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

They're calling Malcolm Sub-Zero on the tweet feed.

Montreal Mystique Interviews Rudy Thauberger

December 29, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Montreal Mystique interviews Canadian author and screen-play writer Rudy Thauberger. Thauberger's Goalie remains one of hockey's best-loved short stories.

Canada vs. Slovakia (WJC 2013)

December 28, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Red Fisher would have fired me years ago.

Where Is My Fucking Team

December 27, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Canadiens demand.

Canada vs Germany (WJC 2013)

December 26, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

I'm pretty much pro-Canada this morning

Santa: It Ain’t 1975 No Moh

December 25, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Merry Fucking Giftmas.

Voices in the Anglo Bar

December 24, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Blue smoke.

Lock Tales

December 23, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Lock Aaaaaaaooooooooo (t)

The Puck Drops Boxing Day

December 22, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

The first puck.

Capital Queen Servant

December 20, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

QC

Without My Team I Can’t Dream

December 19, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Canadiens poem.

Mon Vrai Capitaine

December 18, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Le Gros Bill.

Dream Cat Black

December 17, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Romeo Chaplin.

Mr. Twenty-Seven

December 16, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Artiste.

Boy and the Card

December 15, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Ten and blue. Ten and white. Minus red.

Where the Fish Speak French

December 14, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Sept-Iles.

How’re You Doing Without Hockey?

December 13, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Canadiens poem. Locked out.

This is Crazy, So Call Me, Maybe

December 12, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

May Matter

Wayne Word Carcass

December 11, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Ticket Sleek; Dryden Canada Cup Gretzky

Sorry Try Again

December 10, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Dulac Chips.

The Joy of Goal

December 8, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Grit your teeth and clap.

How Hamburgers Are Made

December 6, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

NYC Hockey.

He’s Ours

December 3, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Largo for Pernell.

Two Words, One Winger

December 2, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Two words for one winger. A word associative.

David Desharnais, Stanley Cup Champion

December 1, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Y'en a aucun différence entre "jeter les dés" et "lancer les dés". Quand on parle des "board games".

Centerpoint Analogies

November 30, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Delayed release. (Possibly because of the spelling of centre)

[Wing] Togliatti Centre Thurso [Wing]

November 29, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Lafleur on one wing. Kovalev on the other.

Un Homme Fort

November 28, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Fergie. (Yeah, yeah.)

Show Gun France

November 27, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Fifty foot Frenchmen