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Montreal Canadiens versus Boston Bruins

October 16, 2014, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Homecoming Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not the [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs Chicago Blackhawks

April 9, 2014, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Feathery Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not the [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs Los Angeles Kings

March 4, 2014, by Homme De Sept-Iles

King Cubed Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs Nashville Predators

December 22, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Snaggle-Toothed Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not the [...]

Goaltending Numeric Snippets

November 25, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Thought these were worth compiling.  Numbers are as of this morning.  Note Price’s save percentage.  That’s among all starters.  Winning percentage is also “starters only”. Winning Percentage Team Player  WPCT GP  W  L  OT  TBL Ben Bishop 0.722 18 13 3 1 COL Semyon Varlamov 0.706 17 12 5 0 STL Jaroslav Halak 0.706 17 [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs New York Rangers

November 16, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Libertine Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not the [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs St. Louis Blues

November 6, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Blue Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not the [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs Colorado Avalanche

November 3, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Rocky Mountain Musings and In-Game Scribbles My English is as good as yours, I just write these in a stream-of-consciousness mode that I insist excuses me from small things like rules of grammar or general etiquette. Let’s call it conversational English, hopped up on beans. You know what kind of beans (no, Carl Mellesmoen, not [...]

Montreal Canadiens vs Vancouver Canucks

October 13, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

King Richard!

Ham Bobby Green

August 21, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Nine.

Do You Hate Stats?

June 12, 2013, by Seán Condon

Statistical thinking doesn’t do anything for me.

I’m pretty sure I resent it.

NHL Playoff Guesses, 2013

May 1, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

NHL 2013 Playoffs

Osho on Truth and Opponent

January 1, 2013, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Osho

Dream Cat Black

December 17, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Romeo Chaplin.

Boy and the Card

December 15, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Ten and blue. Ten and white. Minus red.

Artists Are Inevitably Assholes

November 22, 2012, by Jeremey Dirom

by guest writer Jeremey Dirom

A Matter of Method

November 8, 2012, by Ambrose Bierce

Adapted from Ambrose Bierce.

Two Words, One Enforcer

October 21, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Two Words, One Enforcer

If Gary met Sepp – Ideas the NHL Could Steal from the ‘Beautiful Game’

October 18, 2012, by Calgary MUFC

Can the NHL learn from FIFA? (Inaugural guest article by Calgary MUFC)

Our Debonair Special

October 13, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

A flopped out locky poem

The Floor Is Cold

October 10, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

The order of dress.

Anotha Dessert, Gov’nah?

October 8, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

NHL.

One Player, One Rock Star

September 21, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

One player, one rock star.

Ou Sont Mes Canadiens?

September 19, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Canadiens poem.

The Pupil and the Coach

September 17, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Hockey fable.

Francophone American (Mario)

September 16, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Mario blurb.

Always Wondering

September 14, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Hockey poem.

Do You Love Football?

September 12, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Football poim. Yeah, poim.

Mystiquotes (Fighting)

September 10, 2012, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Fighting.

Gretzky Was The Tao

September 8, 2012, by Aldous Supernova

by Aldous Supernova