Kirk Muller | Montreal Mystique - Part 3

Montreal Canadiens vs. Toronto Maple Leafs

February 24, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

I wait for the Leafs to demonstrate their inferiority.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Vancouver Canucks

February 23, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

No ties today and Alain’s hair looks bigger than normal. A bit mop Dryden. Green shirt and a big smile. He’s got his partner in crime.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Calgary Flames

February 20, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

The Canadian flag is shown flattering, flittering, in the rippled crowd replete with red. Much of it is barnfire Calgary. But a surprising number of firewagon red Montreal jerseys are present.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Edmonton Oilers

February 18, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Edmonton has shown more want than Montreal, overall.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Buffalo Sabres

February 15, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Someone behind Muller has galactic blonde hair.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Islanders

February 10, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

When I see the orange and burnt blue, I think of a farm club being allowed to occupy a franchise spot in the NHL.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Boston Bruins

February 9, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

History doesn’t dictate the future.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New Jersey Devils

February 6, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Charles suffers a few off notes on the American anthem. Odd.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers

February 5, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Tortorella’s expression is nearly unfathomable.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Florida Panthers

February 2, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

This is where Fancy shuts off the TV, I think.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Washington Capitals

February 1, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Gionta leaves the area, mouthguard hanging from his clenched teeth.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Philadelphia Flyers

January 26, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Pouliot is swift at his highest gears. Slow accelerator but a heavy sail in the ocean’s wind when he’s moving. Or is it all the orange metallic table hockey guys squeaking around.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Anaheim Ducks

January 22, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Merci, Saku.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Ottawa Senators

January 21, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Campoli’s pass is backyard geometry gone gold.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Buffalo Sabres

January 18, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Kostitsyn is magnificent. Is he ours to keep?

Montreal Canadiens vs. Calgary Flames

January 17, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Why aren’t we given actors’ heights and weights? Cowards.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers

January 15, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Violins aren’t going to convince me that cars are beautiful.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Pittsburgh Penguins

January 13, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Now the team is in trouble.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers

January 11, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Canadiens have nearly been tranquilized into a Ranger torpor of their own.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Boston Bruins

January 8, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Andrei is of no use. Floating. Unused clothes on a hanger. It’s a windy closet.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Pittsburgh Penguins

January 6, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

We all need chocolate.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Atlanta Thrashers

January 3, 2011, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Pacioretty’s skating is so ungainly I can’t help but stare at it in repulsion.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Florida Panthers

December 31, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

How does Jacques Martin manage to remain worried during a seasonal address to the fans?

Montreal Canadiens vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

December 30, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Fire Benoit Brunet.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Washington Capitals

December 28, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

We never know, says Brunet with the air of someone sharing secrets of nuclear fission.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Islanders

December 26, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

My toaster oven suddenly becomes more of a focal point as Plekanec takes a faceoff deep right. And loses it.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Carolina Hurricanes

December 23, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Cole is in. Shot. Deadman distance. Stopped.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Dallas Stars

December 22, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

And Andrei Kostitsyn is a healthy scratch for the first time in his career

Montreal Canadiens vs. Colorado Avalanche

December 20, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Yes, that Colorado font still has some appeal.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Boston Bruins

December 17, 2010, by Homme De Sept-Iles

Can we get a few more goals? What.