The Diachronic Barber Pole Observations of a Recovering Hockey Exile

Montreal Canadiens vs. Phoenix Coyotes

November 11, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

My brain is a jumbalo fugue right now. Mostly fed but awfully fleep. And beeple.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Edmonton Oilers

November 10, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

This is hockey at its best. Pause, rush, rip and roar, the seams stretch but don’t tear. Cole across. Cuts. He has what he wants. Pointblank crossing the low slot. And Khabibulin sees and stops all tonight. What saves and what concentration. He’s maude mad marionette to the maven named puck.

Dawn Town Ice

November 7, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Patinoire Exterieure.

Montreal Canadiens vs. New York Rangers

November 5, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Darche likes Eller. No surprise.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Ottawa Senators

November 4, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Ottawa is like a game and lame small-purse boxer, lurching in front of his home crowd, his girl screeching in the first row and seagulls wheeling on the wharf overhead. For nearly twenty seconds, they nearly capsize the Habs.

Robe’s Frozen Shadow

November 3, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Bones

Glass Boulangerie

November 2, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Bleu blanc rouge

Digital Flock

November 1, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens floe.

It’s Not Your Number

October 31, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens poem.

Freddy

October 30, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

King of Queens. Queen of Kings. Hearts on ice.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Boston Bruins

October 29, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Love is typing on a poor keyboard.

My Country

October 28, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

The e is an a.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Boston Bruins

October 27, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens flit fleet in the slot. Thomas flubbles and weaves, rolling and low and then back up again. Plekanec’ shot from the high slot just misses the crossbar.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Philadelphia Flyers

October 26, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Straw bonfire giveaway. Eller. Right at the stoop. Crackle and a rusted laugh. Just wide. Bryzgalov is spared. And the bay moon still has to set.

Cork Surface

October 25, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Twenty-ninth.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Florida Panthers

October 24, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Cole is able to stand, in the wind and back to the cutlasses, reliant on his husk and grim stance. Nobody can knock him down. This time.

The Logo

October 23, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens poem. Farrier.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Toronto Maple Leafs

October 22, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Toronto fearsome. Off the post. And Gill falls. Price scrambles back. Everyone in sync, all men for one crest. And we waited six games for this.

Worthless Programming

October 22, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Opinion.

Her Gift Of Green

October 21, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Bengal from winter.

Montreal Canadiens vs. Pittsburgh Penguins

October 20, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Meanwhile, back in Canada, ball hockey continues to be prohibited.

White October

October 17, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Cold Cackle.

From The East (Whether You Like It Or Not)

October 16, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens blurb. The dot.

Under The Jersey

October 12, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Hockey poem. Curtain.

Don Jig Jail

October 11, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Fruit.

Tonight (Tonight)

October 6, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Canadiens. Canadiens.

Onze et Neige

October 5, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

2011-12 ... Ca commence

Vogon (Goalie Coach)

October 3, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Vogon

Jordan’s Corporate Nod

September 29, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Truth

Red Star

September 28, 2011, by Homme de Sept-Îles

Meaning dot.